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Wanna See him gone? [Sep. 7th, 2005|05:41 pm]
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Take the image from this site and plaster it on every telephone/light pole in your city. We did it last weekend, most of them were gone in a few days, but we are going to put up 1000 this weekend instead of 600.

Have them wake up the next day to see how many people don't want him around!
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The Handy Dandy Guide To Bush... and 2 icons. [Nov. 7th, 2004|01:20 am]
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Firstly, because The Daily Mirror (and makesometime) whoops all arse ever..

2 nice ickle Bush icons made from their recent front covers for all you peeps out there!

If anyone actually wants me to remake them with clearer text (as it's straight from the newspaper cover) then shout up.. because I will.
I think I probably should.. the text is not amazingly clear.

I may make more versions if people like the concept.

and now the main reason for this entire post...

The GUIDE TO BUSH!! Hilarious, read read read!!Collapse )
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2004|12:10 am]
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omfg.. you guys have GOT to see this. Me thinks it's very on-topic.

click me, i'm an idiot!

ok, read my post to be sure.. but.. then scroll down to what some 'anonymous' person said.

It really was HILARIOUS and stupid.

(basically, I write an election anti-bush rant.. everyone ever agrees with me and says they love me.. some anonymous fool decides to call me all names under the sun and insult my LJ WIFE! But actually makes as big a fool of themselves as Bush does by saying that Hilary Clinton, or as they say a "fucking WOMAN" won't be elected..NEXT YEAR. Yes dimwit, for the next election is next year. Of course. Whatever. GET AN EDUCATION!)
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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2004|09:07 am]
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[music |south park "vote or die" song]

i'm taking bets on how long it's going to take the bush camp to start referring to this election as a "catastrophic success."
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"The only Bush I trust is my own" [Nov. 4th, 2004|09:11 am]
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I was as dissapointed as anyone else that Bush won this election. I live in Texas, and for some reason (HAHAHAHAHAHA!) I thought that my vote for Kerry mattered in this great big ol' honkin' Honky state of ours. I was disgusted in class all day Wednesday to hear people ululate "Bush won! Alright, we're gonna live!" As if our country was in good hands. And THEN, I had to listen to UltraLiberal Man guy in my singers class bitch about it. Yes, UltraLiberal. There are unwanted extremes to everything. I was thankfully able to shut him up after two sentences.

One girl asked someone if they voted for Kerry, and he said "Yeah" And then another girl said happily "Yeah, but he lost, and Bush won" As if she were taunting the guy. This is where UltraLiberal Man (You Alvinites know him as Guitar Guy and Weather Wizard. I call him Dickface.) came in. "He didn't win" You know when someone's in denile, yet they know they're wrong and they look really upset when they say something they know isn't true? That was the look on Dickface's .. er ... face. So I told him "Yeah, dude. He did." "No he didn't. He stole the election." "Shut up, Dickface. No one wants to hear it from you." And ... HE DID!! He shut up! Amazing!

Don't get me wrong. I'm not happy that Bush won. And I'll bitch here to my fingers' content. But NO ONE wants to listen to Dickface talk about ANYTHING.

What I want to know is what the Hell happened to Florida? Other than Jebb Bush being Governer. I mean, in 2000, they voted for Gore. Gore WON the popular vote in Florida. It's because of the Supreme court ending the recounts that gave Florida's electoral votes to Bush. And they overwhelmingly voted for Bush this year. *sigh*

I suppose that's my first rant. I guess I'd just feel safer with Herman Munster at the helm than the Monkey.
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greetings from my side of teh pond. [Nov. 4th, 2004|11:50 am]
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[mood |contemplativecontemplative]

It is ok if I, in all my British glory, join this faboo comm isn't it?!

I feel generally overcome with SHOCK and anger at anyone american who ever voted for Dubya.. why you ask?

I hear the question beckoning, "why do you care, brit-girl?! It ain't your country he's in!!"

well it might as well be.

Everything that happens in America somehow manages to effect (and 99% of the time fuck over) the rest of us non-americans.
This is never truer than when Bush happens.

Infact, let us all now change the age-old phrase to..

Shit Bush happens.

(in anticipation of our slow yet imminent demise.)
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*Gnashes teeth in greeting* [Nov. 3rd, 2004|10:09 pm]
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[mood |bitchybitchy]

Why does this sound immensly, immensly fun?

Here goes: Bush is a fucking fuckity fucktard. I live in California. This is my first election- I turned 18 in June. All my state's 55 EC votes went to Kerry...for what? Just to be screwed over by the goddamn middle of the country. ARE ANY OF YOU SANE? HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION LATELY? Our civil liberites are being trampled and our soldiers are dying, and all you give a fuck about is that gays can't get married. WHAT A FUCKING NON-ISSUE. Why do you care? It doesn't effect your marriage. If that closeted lesbian couple down the street wants to get married and declare themselves to the world, and maybe have children, how does that affect you? Or maybe you're just a cheapskate who doesn't want to spend money on wedding gifts.
This was supposed to be MY election. All of my frustrated friends and I who couldn't vote last time and spent four years doing our damndest as minors to fix things by protesting in the fucking freezing DC January were supposed to have our day and Kerry would win because while he's not the greatest candidate, he's a fuckload better than God's-Greatest-Gift-To-the-World George W. Bush. BUT NO. Because OHIO SUCKS. FLORIDA SUCKS. I HATE MY FELLOW COUNTRYPEOPLE.

Also, shrub looks like a monkey. A Non-cool monkey. And he's made the rest of the world despise us.
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2004|11:43 pm]
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Ever heard of the phrase "spoiling for a fight"? Welcome to the incarnation of that phrase.

Disclaimer: We're the liberals of the world. In here, we can be completely biased and intolerant. While these qualities aren't exactly desirable (or lacking, for that matter) in human nature, we believe that there's a time and place for everything. The time for a good bitching with your fellow Democrats/Independents/Log Cabin Republicans is now. Hell, maybe we'll even catch a few fisticuffs now and then with a fundamentalist flamer.

Here's the deal, kids: We were winners the first time around, and thus sore losers. This time, we're just sore losers. Give us a break. This community is for people who don't even want to pretend to be rational or bipartisan. In fact, we may not even be able to spellcheck or form real sentences amidst our hatred and blind rage, and occasional horror.

Join in, folks. We love Liberals, and hell, we'd even love Republicans every once in a while, provided they bring a hefty dose of immovable opinions with them. Remember, we built this city on wank.

Just be warned, oh ye Conservatives who may occasionally post in order to save us from ourselves - if you make a sound point, or a valid argument, or an all-around good post, don't expect people to reply strongly, decisively, or even at all. In fact, it'd probably be better to assume you'd just get judgments on your personality or sexual preferences. What I'm saying is, we might disprove you, but then again, we might not even try. Perhaps, in rare instances, someone's feelings will even be hurt. And frankly, I'm microwaving the popcorn.

- I really don't think there need to be any rules, but make your arguments legible even if they aren't real arguments at all. Please don't just post "I hate Bush omgwtflol," but instead, elaborate. Please.
- Speak your mind, but tell a few jokes too. Please join only with a hefty sense of irony and sarcasm, and remember: everyone loves a cynic.
- PLEASE BE WARNED that the moderator of this community will show blatant, obvious favoritism and will make no attempt to be seen as fair. I live by double standards. No one is safe. Sort of. That in mind, make whatever post you will, but if the almighty me deems it so, it may be deleted the next morning, or you might be kicked from the community. Just realize that it was for good reason, and if it wasn't, it doesn't matter anyway because I'm not looking for this to be a huge community. So there.
- One last bit - I really, really do like flamers. SPOILING for a fight, you guys.

Let the games begin.
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